Don’t Be That Guy- In The Club Edition

It’s been a while since I’ve called out someone that I don’t know but can’t really understand in a little section I like to call “Don’t Be That Guy”.

For those who don’t know me, I am that guy a lot, so it’s ok for me to make fun of them. It’s along the lines of the you’re allowed to make (insert your own ethnicity, religion, race, etc.) jokes if you are a member of (insert your own ethnicity, religion, race, etc.) group. For instance, I can make fun of that guy because I have definitely been that guy.

So for this one, we travel to a boat on the harbor of Boston. Yes, it is a scenic site, but a couple weeks ago while on a boat cruise with many of my fellow students, it was also the site of the newest “That Guy” award winner.

The fellow, I didn’t catch his name per usual, was dancing in a large group of people on this boat. I was dancing too, a lot of people were, however, this fellow was dancing without a shirt on. Well actually, he had a “S-Medium” tee on.

What’s the big deal you ask? Most people on the boat were in formal affair. At the very least, khakis and a collared button down. This guy, had come dressed that way, but apparently the shirt got way too tight around his biceps and midway through “Shout” he decided that the whole boat needed to see how jacked and tan he was. Unfortunately for us, he was not tan. In fact, at first I thought they had thrown a disco ball on because of the blinding light.

Then I realized it was solely the man without a shirt on spinning around the dance floor. To top it all of, he was a sweaty mess.

No some might argue that he was way too hot and that’s why the shirt had to come off. I offer that this is no excuse on the grounds that the shirt would have at least absorbed the moisture that many of us around this guy were soaking up as a result of his shirtless prancing.

So to boil it all down, if you are ever on a hot dance floor on a boat cruise with a bunch of people that you barely know, please don’t strip down to the Smedium Tee. It’s not worth the snickers that you aren’t noticing and the blog post that some random guy is writing about you because you are “That Guy”.

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~ by Admin on September 22, 2009.